When was the last time you fucked an airline hostess?
Doctor? Nurse? Barmaid? Waitress? Teacher? Police Officer?
Do you and your mates have a trophy list?
Like kids collect cards of their favourite football players?
Do you collect their underwear and keep it in a drawer underneath your bed?
Do you talk about these women in the pub, compare notes, discuss the intimacies of what you did with who?
Well you ought to fucking grow up.
Women, regardless of their career aren’t toys to be collected.
Personally I like to keep my memories in my head, those treasured thoughts of what I did with whom, when, where, what we ate, where we went, what music we liked.
But thats really none of of your business.
Somehow these private thoughts have never lost their clarity and sometimes all it takes is a piece of music or the scent of a particular perfume to take me back to some other place and some other time.
Still it’s not every day you get to fuck an airline hostess,
Marie arrived straight from her shift, 7 day long haul to Barbados, most of the time her own except for a day spent on an internal shuttle to Greneda and back.
She said that she was looking forward to seeing me, even although most of her texts had been attempts to make me jealous as she lay by the pool, or that she was out for the evening, dancing with her friends and colleagues.
The jealousy was working!
As arranged, she sent me a text from the airport letting me know that she was back in the country and on the way.
I’d had a sense of anticipation all day, an excitement rushing through my veins, I couldn’t wait to see her.
I had an empty house and spent most of the day preparing for the night ahead, cleaning, hovering, changing sheets.
As the time of her arrival became closer, I turned the lights down low, her choice of music playing, the fizz was already on chill.
I wanted it to be good for her, I wanted her to feel special and desired. I wanted her to come again.
When her text arrived I ran her bath, but 15 minutes later as she arrived dressed in her uniform like a goddess from an airline commercial the bath was forgotten.
It was still dark at 5am as she dressed to go home, she liked to be there for her daughter waking up.
She was looking around the room, picking up discarded clothes and dropping them on the bed “Have you seen my thong?”
I shook my head “I’m sure it’ll turn up” hoping she didn’t see my smile in the darkness.
But I was a different guy back then.
Image borrowed from Virgin Airlines, how hot do these girls look?