My Favourite Joke!

Two guys are sitting in a bar having a chat, its one of their turns to go and get the beers in so the first guy goes up to the bar.

Unfortunately there is a bit of a queue.

However, the barmaid is gorgeous and she has one button too many undone at the front of her blouse and is showing some fantastic cleavage.

All of the guys are watching her, no-one is saying a word, but their heads are following her every move.

Eventually its the first guys turn to be served, he asks the barmaid ..

“Can I have two pints of lager and a packet iof tits please?”

There’s a hilarious guffaws around him, the guy is mortified and the bar-maid is also embarrassed, but like the professional she is, she gets the drinks in.

When the drinks arrive, the bar-maid tells him that will be 7 pounds.

The guy apologies profusely, gives her a tenner and tells her to keep the change.

When he returns to his table, his mate asks him what all the fuss was about?

So he tells him what happened.

His mate says “That’s what you call a Freudian Slip”

“Whats a Freudian Slip?” asks the first guy.

“It’s when you mean to say something polite but you say what;s really on your mind”

“Oh” say’s the first guy “I had one of them earlier today, I was sitting at breakfast with my wife and I meant to ask her to pass the toast, but I said You’ve ruined my life you fat bitch!! ”


Love this song .. Don’t you know you’ve got your daddy’s eyes?