Well that kinda depends if you want to get caught or not.
Let’s imagine for a moment .. or as long as it takes to read this .. that you wanted to murder your ex wife or former partner.
We aren’t talking reasons. .. that’s up to you .. let’s talk practicalities.
Statistically most murders of women are stabbings committed by their partner or former partner in the women’s home or partners home.
So in most cases Miss Scarlet does gets murdered by Mr Green in the Living Room with the dagger.
The implication of these statistics is that regardless if you consciously plan to murder or in a moment of passion react violently and kill your partner then no matter how you try and hide it, Inspector Cluedo will already have a good inkling that it was you and it’s just a matter of collating the evidence.
Do you remember all those old episodes of Colombo, still being broadcast on satellite channels?
Typically some woman is killed, usually in glamorous locations in unglamorous circumstances.
The inspector turns up like a bad smell in his grubby raincoat. He’s the little guy, the underrated underdog that nobody wants hanging around embarrassing them in their perfectly imperfect lifestyles.
He takes one look at the scene, It’s not obvious who killed the poor woman but Colombo knows a liar when he sees one.