I currently work for this global communications company based in Central Scotland, if you live in the UK, you probably use or have used its services as they have a tight grip on some of the best available premium content.
You might know the place, very technical, a bigger technical base than any of the banks that I’ve worked for with the exception of JP Morgan.
I’m a contractor, self-employed and run a small personal services company ( ooooh-err missus ) for tax efficiency purposes.
Did you hear that? Tax-efficiency purposes?
What does that mean?
Well efficiency in a physics sense is defined as the ratio to energy in vs energy out.
In this context, it’s the amount of money that my company earns vs the amount of cash that I abscond with . take home .. by reducing my tax and national insurance rather than paying full PAYE.
Continue reading “Work Stories – Resign Yourself?”
Celtic are back in action tonight, the second-leg of the first of four qualifying rounds to get to the UEFA Champions’ League Group Stages.
We are already 3-0 up from the first leg against Alashkert of Armenia and tonight should be a formality.
How skewed are UEFA in the decision making of their qualifying process that whoever wins between Scotland and Armenia’s champions are playing 8 games to qualify in the group stages when there are 26 direct entries to the group stages including 4 from England, 4 from Spain and 4 from Italy, 3 from Germany and 3 from France.
This is not a whinge saying that the above is not fair. If that’s how UEFA want to play the game then that’s up to them.
What am I saying is that this is no longer the “Champions” league and should be renamed accordingly.
Tonight, the walk from Dalmarnock train station along the wide thoroughfare of the Clyde Gateway with the stadium looking magnificent in the distance always brings pride in my heart and a smile on my face.
Mon the hoops.
Client – As a matter of interest, what will you do with my body afterwards?
Salesman – Do you really want to know?
Client – Yes and no. I’m interested but don’t want to know the gory details.
Salesman – Well after your brain is removed, you’re finished with it and there’s no need to keep it. The important thing is that the surgeons focus on the installing your brain in your new body.
Client – Yes, I appreciate that, I just wondered what you did with my old body afterwards? Continue reading “Brain-Dead?”