I’m sitting on the train this morning, two Italian guys get on and sit behind me.
How did I know they were Italian?
Cos they just looked Italian, a couple of good looking tall tanned handsome dudes .. stylishly dressed with no sign of the Mafiosa suits.
They are in mid-conversation and I can’t help but hear one guy telling the other ..
“First Emma comes … then I come .. then 2 asses come together ..then I come again .. then the 2 asses come again ..then I come again .. then pee twice then I come again”
I wasn’t the only one with a bemused face listening in.
Then the other guy says
“So thats how you spell Mississippi?”
Good old Chic Murray jokes .. made me smile!