My Daughter’s In Next Door — #poetry #humour

Hush my darling,  Hush I said
As she was screaming out for more
We have to do it quietly
My daughter’s in next door

Not so hard my darling,  she said
The bed ‘s shaking the floor
We have to do it gently
My daughter’s in next door

Our girls are our pride and joy
So clever and so pretty
At hers and mine
They live all the time
Will we ever get an empty?

—-

The joys of having sons or daughters living with you!

Would I change it .. not a chance!

My two girls are with me most of the time,   Claire goes back to her mums every second weekend or so.   So there was always “me” time!

That was before Laura moved back in …  jeez!

Gonnae feck off to your boyfriends!    

Even then,  she turns up at any time unannounced  .. what’s a bhoy to do to get an empty these days?

As a foot-note .. got to tell you .. I’m feeling particularly handsome today!

Glowing even!

Might be something to do with that moisturiser I use with a hint of tan right enough.

Just thought I’d share that!   

Forgot how good this song is ..

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