Would you believe that yesterday’s blog was one of my most popular?
It’s very unusual when the number of hits for a particular page exceeds the hits for the main page.
It seems that there were a lot of internet searches for Donnalou’s uplifting feminine anthem.
So in fairness to the lady herself and not trying to steal her glory, here’s a link into her site
Keeping with the Ladies Of A Certain Age theme, a friend sent me this by email, I’ve had a look on the internet and it’s been around a few years but I can’t find the original source .. So apologies to the author.
It made me laugh! 🙂
A Warning To Ladies Of A Certain Age …
You’ve heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves?
Well my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years go.
I went to sleep and woke up with someone else’s thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I’d have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts..
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was doing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary, my body was being replaced one section at a time.
What the heck? What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.
Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! I figured it out!!!
Those ‘plastic’ surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something ‘Lifted’, look again – was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to real women everywhere, every night.
These same thieves come to my wardrobe and shrink my clothes! How do they do it????
WARN YOUR FRIENDS !!!
P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
Thought this was too important not to pass on.